Russian Dating Tour. Horrifying Events that Can Meet You in Russia

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Lets imagine a situation, you are a client of dating site which collaborates with Russian dating agency. There you’ve met a beautiful Russian woman, and you decided to meet her and to get a russian dating tour. But you even don’t guess what can be waiting for you in Russia. So let’s describe your russian dating tour step by step.

Your Russian dating tour starts with your coming to Russia. The cold Russian winter meets you with 30 degrees below zero, and for those five minutes that you are waiting outside for a taxi, you will hate everything in the world.

Happy to get in a warm taxi, you’ll ask a taxi driver to go to some store in order to buy some warm clothes. In the shop funny salesmen will sell you all the most expensive and old-fashioned clothes that they have. So happy in felt boots and ear-flapped hat you will continue your trip to a Russian woman. Paying a taxi driver half of your money you at last will be staying in front of your woman’s house. Awful cattle’s smell will be forgotten as soon as you feel the teeth of a huge angry dog in your leg.

Screaming from pain and fear you will notice someone opening the door and looking at your tournaments in silence. Soon you will find out that this person is your beloved woman who has nothing in common with a woman in Russian bride profile who you wanted to see. But she is really that very woman but without Photoshop corrections. Your bride would like to feed you and will insist on your tasting her original drink. Moving from her house in an emergency ambulance you will pray that your russian dating tour ends as soon as possible.

Of course this russian dating tour is a joke, but who knows what can happen in Russia.